*watches hunger games trailer *
*cries at the presence of natalie dormer*
ask me shit im so bored
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT
WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE
Friend: "I finally watched Orphan Black and I think it’s pretty good."
Me: "OH GOSH LET’S DISCUSS THE PARALLELS BETWEEN HELENA AND SARAH AND WHAT ABOUT THE COMPLEX INNER TURMOIL OF ALISON’S CHARACTER AND HOW ABOUT THAT CRAZY SCIENCE”
Friend: “Uh -“
Me: "ORPHAN BLACK ORPHAN BLACK ORPHAN BLACK"
Friend: "Okay, just -"
Me: *kicks down front door, jumps into a rocketship, flies into the sun* ORPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK